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Description
Not Your Grandma’s Chocolate
Our chocolates? Decadent little troublemakers that don’t play nice (and don’t need to). Whether you’re microdosing through the grind or need a cheeky escape, these babes are your go-to for flipping meh into let’s f@cking go.
Features:
- 15 Squares Per Bar
- 1,200mg Equivalent Per Square
- Non-GMO
- High Potency
- Proprietary Mushroom Blend
- Third-Party Tested & Certified
- Contains Milk and Soy
Pick Your Magic Dose
- 1 Square = Micro
- 2 Squares = Mild
- 3 Squares = Lit
- 4 Squares = Extreme
- 5 Squares = Melting
THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT CONTAIN PSILOCYBIN
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