Description
Our premium Delta 8 Flower, rolled up into 1.5 gram joints for your enjoyment.
The concept of naming a food category for a geometric constant intrigued us – such devotion to mathematics! – and thus we simply had to try every variety on the planet. One of our favorites concealed a multitude of tiny blue plant ovaries with each bite being accompanied by rapid-fire bursts of additional flavor, and soon thereafter we happened upon a cannabis strain Blueberry Pie approximating this gastronomic wonder. With tones of sweet berries, spice, and earthiness, this evenly-balanced hybrid will take you on a splendid journey without staining your mouthparts.
We marvel at the elegant simplicity of some earthling desserts. Merely a few ripened botanical ovaries topped with the sweetened fat of bovine lactation constitutes a delectable delight that is simultaneously scrumptious and satiating. We managed to identically encapsulate this unique flavor profile in a sativa-dominant hybrid strain Strawberry Cream that is sure to reminisce of warm summer days and blissful fruit overconsumption.
In our culture, there is a ritualistic food consumed in our most sacred of ceremonies wherein two (or more) of our species agree to bind life forces and aggressively pantomime the act of copulation while making sequential eye contact with each attendee present; the nearest analogue in your culture is a “wedding.” In honor of this tradition, we have developed a cannabis strain to remind us of our momentous day of joy. The aroma is sweet and tangy, like the pulsating vital organs of our livestock…or earthling lemon cake. This indica-dominant hybrid Wedding Cake is perfect for when you are ready to savor such a pungent snack.
Legality
Our products are legal according to federal law and many state laws. Our products are derived from legal hemp and do not contain more than 0.3% Delta 9 THC. However, we do not guarantee that this product is legal in your state, and it is up to you to determine that. Calm Leaf retains the right to not ship to any states where local laws conflict with the 2018 Farm Bill. Calm Leaf is not responsible for knowing whether this product is legal in your state, and you assume full responsibility for all parts pertaining to your purchase.
